solluxsmatesprit:

i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”

(Fonte: dirkstridersbraces)

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head

fancifullauren:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post